Harlemโ€™s Odyssey

THE WHAT AND THE HOW:

This series was written for one reason and one reason only: to have fun with.

Harlemโ€™s Odyssey is a comedic fantasy series centered on the adventures (and misadventures) of up-and-coming hero, Harlem Sunday, as he makes his way across the imagined world of Land. Itโ€™s your classic heroโ€™s journey, featuring a not-so-classic hero, which leans so heavily into the cliches and tropes that you know and love so much that it often loses balances and falls right through them altogether.

If youโ€™re after a little bit of humor, want an easy, page-turning read, and love all things fantasy, than these books are for you.

Harlemโ€™s Odyssey:

Heroes Donโ€™t Wear Shorts

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โ€œ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฆ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐š ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐›๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ. ๐๐จ๐ญ ๐š๐ญ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐š ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐›๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ, ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ง๐ข๐œ๐ž.โ€

All Harlem Sunday has ever wanted to be is a hero. And not just any hero. Harlem wants to be the right type of hero... even if heโ€™s not entirely sure what that means just yet.

Luck is on Harlemโ€™s side, for the nearby village of Lumbdale has found itself under the curse of a mysterious evil and is in desperate need of a mighty hero to come and save it. Or barring that, the next best thing.

From hedonistic faeries to lonely witches to misunderstood werewolves to wyverns posing as dragons, if Harlem is going to get through all of that AND save the day, heโ€™ll have to prove to himself and the world that he has what it takes to be a real hero. Even if he is wearing shorts.

๐˜‹๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜‹๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด & ๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด. ๐˜๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜—๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต, ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ.

Harlemโ€™s Odyssey:

Heroes Donโ€™t Do Second Place

Book 2 in the Harlemโ€™s Odyssey series

Harlem Sunday, burgeoning hero, has the potential to be great. Maybe the greatest hero in all of Land, if only he could find the chance to prove himself. But having only been at it for six months now, chances to prove himself are so few and far between that heโ€™s beginning to wonder if the opportunity will come at all. 

Good luck strikes when the dreaded Harbinger is prophesized to escape its one-hundred and sixty-nine-year captivity, which will mean certain death for all those who call the magical realm of Land their home...

Then again, this is Land that weโ€™re talking about, where world ending events happen every other day. And seeing as this apocalypse comes with a convenient date attached, why not host a tournament so we might see which brave hero has the honor of stopping it?  

This isnโ€™t your average tournament. Putting aside the well-endowed minotaur, the fire-hydra, the leviathan, and the dreaded Typhon that heโ€™ll be forced to go toe-to-toe with, not to mention a cult of mages with their own world ending agenda in the works, if Harlem really does consider himself to be the greatest hero in Land, heโ€™s going to have to prove it. The world is about to end, after all, and second place simply wonโ€™t do. 

๐˜‹๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜‹๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด & ๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด. ๐˜๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜—๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต, ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ.