Harlemโs Odyssey
THE WHAT AND THE HOW:
This series was written for one reason and one reason only: to have fun with.
Harlemโs Odyssey is a comedic fantasy series centered on the adventures (and misadventures) of up-and-coming hero, Harlem Sunday, as he makes his way across the imagined world of Land. Itโs your classic heroโs journey, featuring a not-so-classic hero, which leans so heavily into the cliches and tropes that you know and love so much that it often loses balances and falls right through them altogether.
If youโre after a little bit of humor, want an easy, page-turning read, and love all things fantasy, than these books are for you.
Harlemโs Odyssey:
Heroes Donโt Wear Shorts
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โ๐๐ญโ๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐ฌ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ฌ. ๐๐จ๐ญ ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญโ๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ก๐๐ฌ, ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐งโ๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐ง๐ข๐๐.โ
All Harlem Sunday has ever wanted to be is a hero. And not just any hero. Harlem wants to be the right type of hero... even if heโs not entirely sure what that means just yet.
Luck is on Harlemโs side, for the nearby village of Lumbdale has found itself under the curse of a mysterious evil and is in desperate need of a mighty hero to come and save it. Or barring that, the next best thing.
From hedonistic faeries to lonely witches to misunderstood werewolves to wyverns posing as dragons, if Harlem is going to get through all of that AND save the day, heโll have to prove to himself and the world that he has what it takes to be a real hero. Even if he is wearing shorts.
๐๐ช๐ด๐ค๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด & ๐๐ณ๐ข๐จ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด. ๐๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐บ ๐๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ง๐ถ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ, ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฅ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ช๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ. ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ง ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต, ๐ช๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
Harlemโs Odyssey:
Heroes Donโt Do Second Place
Book 2 in the Harlemโs Odyssey series
Harlem Sunday, burgeoning hero, has the potential to be great. Maybe the greatest hero in all of Land, if only he could find the chance to prove himself. But having only been at it for six months now, chances to prove himself are so few and far between that heโs beginning to wonder if the opportunity will come at all.
Good luck strikes when the dreaded Harbinger is prophesized to escape its one-hundred and sixty-nine-year captivity, which will mean certain death for all those who call the magical realm of Land their home...
Then again, this is Land that weโre talking about, where world ending events happen every other day. And seeing as this apocalypse comes with a convenient date attached, why not host a tournament so we might see which brave hero has the honor of stopping it?
This isnโt your average tournament. Putting aside the well-endowed minotaur, the fire-hydra, the leviathan, and the dreaded Typhon that heโll be forced to go toe-to-toe with, not to mention a cult of mages with their own world ending agenda in the works, if Harlem really does consider himself to be the greatest hero in Land, heโs going to have to prove it. The world is about to end, after all, and second place simply wonโt do.
๐๐ช๐ด๐ค๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด & ๐๐ณ๐ข๐จ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด. ๐๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐บ ๐๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ง๐ถ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ญ, ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฅ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ช๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ. ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ง ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต, ๐ช๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.